Don't leave paddles laying in the sun; they shrink & warp into all kinds of shapes.
Epiphany: Cut the blade off that paddle, and you could use it for an "otter whacker" You know how vicious those river otters can be.
Or your could use it to whack "river dorks" who threaten to turn your canoe over, for their drunken enjoyment. Will never forget the dork that grabbed Brian's canoe on the Current river. Brian drew his paddle back & stated most emphatically, "Let go of my canoe"! Evidently the "river dork" felt Brian was serious, and did just that. Wise decision on part of river dork. :^) Made my day!
Overstock Outlet Foods
Pull-Up Strap Handle Kit
Electric Kayak Motor
Deck Rigging Gear
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