-- Last Updated: Feb-22-13 1:44 PM EST --
For losing sunglasses?
You're notorious for a lot more than that!
All the regulars at the Rendezvous will back me up regarding your notoriety.
The list is extensive; you're one wild & crazy guy.
By your own admission, you used to willingly wear a "plaid" pfd; that's pretty wild & crazy in my book!
Did you really used to wear scrubs, and a stethoscope around your neck on river trips? The story goes you were attempting to get women paddlers to submit to a physical exam; to assure they were healthy enough to be paddling? Tell the truth!
More recently, photos were posted of you & another paddler assisting some nubile, young Amish ladies get one of their canoes untangled from a strainer. That was commendable. BUT there is some question about a possible attempt by you to get 1 or more of them to pose for photos that you would "supposedly" submit to Playboy, for consideration as their first Amish centerfold.
If such photos do in fact exist; bring them to the Spring Rendezvous. A panel of experts will review them to determine their suitablity, and your new degree of notoriety.