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  Drive yourself knots
  Posted by: taj on Feb-03-14 6:15 PM (EST)
 

I hitched an interesting link to this post for some useful reading during these months of frozen water. Some I knew, some knot. I'm practicing with a few bights.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hitch_knots

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  An' dis one recoomended by Don Knots...
  Posted by: fatelmo on Feb-03-14 6:27 PM (EST)
-- Last Updated: Feb-03-14 7:19 PM EST --

while at Knott's Berry Farm but knot ta be outdone by de Sheriff o' Knottingham...


Ta be or knot ta be? Dat be de questoon? Wetter it be noobler ta tie an Ocean Plait Mat or a klemheist! Alas, poor Double Matthew Walker, ah's know'd him knot. But ah' did git ta know'd (in de biblical sense) his'ems a'mighty purdy sister Ashley Bend one evenin' in de forward storage compartment o' de Graf Zeppelin Bend. She kept hollerin' "Wow, yer gots a'mighty-fine Super Munter thaar, FE! Almost tied de knot wit her... but she wuz knot witout her faults, so ah's reckon' it wuz knot meant ta be. But ah' know'd thaar wuz no strings attached. Besides, her Granny - Daisy Chain didn't approve. Ah, wat a tangled web weez weave.

http://www.animatedknots.com/

 
 
  That puts a new kink
  Posted by: taj on Feb-03-14 6:34 PM (EST)
in phone use!
 
 
  Knot On Your Life, Elmo!
  Posted by: canoeswithduckheads on Feb-04-14 8:36 AM (EST)
Elmo's got these twisted thoughts,
inside clean-shaven head,
they say the hitch in bowlin' there
pigtails with knotty dread,

a rope-a-dope that's boxing in,
moor-or-less some Doogie's hawser,
who Neil's to conquer with quick lines,
entangling as he wows her,

so shipping shanks in sheepish pranks,
going forward you'll Ashley see,
knot with zeppelin on Jersey descend,
"Oh, the humanity!"
 
 
  more knots ...........
  Posted by: trout on Feb-03-14 8:12 PM (EST)
http://www.animatedknots.com/
 
 
  oh knots
  Posted by: slushpaddler on Feb-04-14 4:04 PM (EST)
It's best to bight off no more than you can chew.
 
 
  Bad noose!
  Posted by: pikabike on Feb-04-14 5:25 PM (EST)
-- Last Updated: Feb-04-14 5:25 PM EST --

Bend over, because winter is knot over. It's enough to drive a person loopy.

But please don't lash out at me for entering the fray. I just wanted to add some splice to this thread.

 
 
  In the ole days
  Posted by: AndrewBolton on Feb-04-14 7:20 PM (EST)
talk like that 'll get your ends whipped til yar eyes done seize.
 
 
  knot just by name
  Posted by: slushpaddler on Feb-05-14 10:04 AM (EST)
knots by category and application:

http://www.netknots.com/rope_knots/
 
 
  Its easy to rope
  Posted by: taj on Feb-05-14 10:23 AM (EST)
this crowd in when winter is wrapped around us. These puns are running a close tie. Thanks for the links, too.
 

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