-- Last Updated: Dec-29-13 2:09 PM EST --
de "Official" ol' fart lifevest since ah' be approachin' dat milestone (or proboobly thaar already).
Ah's sees dat finally one o' dem lifevst makers came out wit wat every broken down ol' fart, ol' coot, ol' buzzard, ol' bugger, Andy_S, etc., etc., paddler needs...
A genooine, honest ta goodness, sure as shootin'... "SENIOR" pfd!
Gadzooks, sure do hope it be AARP approved an' endorsed by Alex Trebeck an' Fred Thompson poysonally?
Ah's might make a soogestoon ta MTI dat dem adds a bigger waterproof pocket fer dat supply o' Depends an' a special holder fer yer bottle o' Geritol an' yer ExLax. A set o' attachment tabs fer yer drool bucket an' a Preparatoon H dispenser fer dem pesky hemiroods might be in order too! An'... A big reflective patch on de back wit de woyds... "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Yeah! Yeah! Now dats de ticket!
Gots me canoo racks installed on me hybrid HoverRound already.
Ol' skinflint FE (but still younger than Andy_S)
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Posted by: dougd on Dec-29-13 2:33 PM (EST)
Attends button on to it so you don't loose them in case of a spill? ;-)
I too wuz actually admiring this vest |
Posted by: spiritboat on Dec-29-13 3:51 PM (EST)
over at de Campmor a couple months ago...Then I found out it had no special pockets for either my incontinence diapers or my reading glasses--And I just can't go out to early bird dinner, wearing a PFD that doesn't allow one to comfortably read the menu! Thanks for posting, Fat Elbow!
What's a few epochs among friends?!!!|
Posted by: canoeswithduckheads on Dec-29-13 4:54 PM (EST)
when the first coelacanth
i bet you can conceal your personal|
Posted by: string on Dec-29-13 7:58 PM (EST)
armament in there too.
and it has ....|
Posted by: pilotwingz on Dec-29-13 10:56 PM (EST)
Even before I joined the "senior" ranks,|
Posted by: shirlann on Jan-09-14 9:56 PM (EST)
I punched a hole in the corner of an expired drivers license (mine), and connected it with small elastic cord to the "D" ring in my PFD pocket.