...that Christmas Eve when Yucky the Elf (who due to a rare speech impediment always pronounced his Y's as if they were F's) ordered up that night's celebratory Yule Log from the housekeeping section of the North Pole Contingency. Boy did things really get heated up from there. Even Santa called him a Yulish elf, only in terms Yucky might understand!
Napalm does not make a well-flavored roasted chestnut.
Touring Kayak Paddles
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