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One Cassius in from such a Brutus,
such pith by Pompey's perch,
"Suetonius!" yelled out to Suitus,
lawyers sidebar a Senate in lurch,
"Et tu," one asks, in bloody dressing,
bad eggs tossed Caesar salad,
but, "'El, no mo, Aunt Chovies to go!"
A bad stab at new Ides of March Ballad.