...In that Grand Ole American Melting Pot
Vikings with Celts,
those Saxons had felt,
weren't destined to blend Anglophiles,
once those horned-in had kilt,
welcome moved Great Lakes and smelt,
Celts rejoined getting railroaded miles.
now there's bonny lass,
she's so brassy in bustier,
a jiggin' Valkyrie with redhead sass!