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  I believe he'd say, "Cougar beggin'."
  Posted by: canoeswithduckheads on Mar-27-13 5:13 PM (EST)
 

-- Last Updated: Mar-27-13 5:15 PM EST --

Fatelmoese
is like some Cantonese
but ya spice up, oh, sez a one,
towards this man dat rin
up dee hill with tin rin
packed Spamalot by doggone nun,

speakin' cat you schism
on mast that yer mizzen
to roll with them pirates arrrrrrgh,
featherin' Andalusian
you rail elocution
till you can't roll stuck with flat tar,

but you ain't unnerved
as you swear you been swerved
by a share-of some bad badged grim freak,
who's diction outlandish
alludes lisping Miles Standish
Fudd-e-dudded in stwict pilgwim speak,

'n diz speaks quite noisy
like themz in Noith Joisey
who ba da bing in 'ems shoppin' moll,
enz not speakin' like Utes
hoose gonna refutes
datz yuz langitch shows mo-el-less stoll?

I gotz ya rains-n-explains rites heh, Henry Higgins!!!


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