I'm Guessing Liability?
Posted by: Kudzu on Feb-16-13 2:33 PM (EST)
-- Last Updated: Feb-16-13 2:36 PM EST --
"Mr. String was drowned in a boating accident on Lake Joccassee. Mrs. String is suing Wilderness Systems for a trillion dollars because the thigh straps entrapped him."
Or... maybe there just hasn't been the demand.