Let's cut through the floating bog here.
Turtle knows more about all these canoes than just about anyone here. He doesn't need our advice. He needs Dr. Phil.
Turtle suffers from advanced stage hypermultiboatslutism. He knows he can't find the perfect canoe. He just wants us to enable his rationalizations to buy yet another canoe he can't afford and doesn't need.
And which he'll probably sell in six months.
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