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Because kayak women have to wear rubber berkas,
but SUP women are tan, fit, and scantily clad.
http://www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Sexy-girl-SUP-pics/?page=1
(It's not necessary to look at all 40 pages. Remember, you don't like SUP.)