I'm not sure if your negative note about the skinny dipping piece was meant as a joke or not. After all, you can't be serious about being arrested for skinning dipping on a canoe trip! Live a little will ya, get away from your computer, go camping, and go jump in the lake - with no cloths of course. It sounds like you need to. To compare skinny dipping while on a canoe trip to touching yourself near chidlren - come on! Seriously!